Mighty Boosh: 10 Secrets of Success
How did the Mighty Boosh pull it off? Four years ago, Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt were cult comedians, little known to the outside world. Four years later, they've made three series of their popular sitcom, sold out one big tour with another to come in the autumn.
This is their ten point plan for comedy domination

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